FORTAY ELECTION: Ban Lookin?

i have ways of cheering you up bloodi....

lookin wrote:

BT: england? realy? ok, PM me with all the practical jokes you and Kemp are gonna play on Gnu...call his boss and pretend to be two boys he has locked in his closet, begging for food...

rofl...... that shall be fun.....

OMFG!!!! like seriously?


I disappear for a few days and I come back to this??? Holy cow that was funny kempo...musta taken you a long time. But, I'm like, ok? ;-)

of course BT hates his country, he's not canadian

CaN RuLeZ!!

i think thats how it should look, eh RaM?

hey can we have a vote for me

id love to be ranked higher in the clan, i have been recruiting alot, does that help put me in a spot for a...special...position in Fortay?

and if no...

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE

begging doesn't make me look bad does it, i thought it was "lookin" thats supposed to be "lookin" bad

lol, get it, im hilarious

(P.S. lookin, i apoligize before u try to kill me, I VOTED FOR U DONT GET PISSED, OR ILL TAKE IT BACK!!!)

dude this was a joke i dont think lookin is taking this serious

I know of a "special position" for ya.


















no homo

Shock you are destined to reach high places in this clan!!!

you are a great team player
you have a good attitude
you are a good recruiter
you stopped singing while playing

BUT remember what kempo and i always say "it is not the quantity of players in a clan but the quality of players" and NO, we dont mean every member should have a +2.5 KDR, we meant that they should be guys we like and enjoy playing with, guys that have the same qualitys that are listed above...i would rather lose with a guy that is Cool, then win with a bunch of assholes...

My best advice if seeking promotion, is visit the site more often, get involved here, as well as online, ill admit hangin out here isnt as much fun as playing cod, but just an hour a week, give you a chance to help with the operation of the clan, get better known by the Board, and make new friends (it can be a lil fun).

besides fuck around with dum votes, we TRY to:

manage membership
modify clan rules
organize events
maintain the site
inform and entertain our members
give kempo and lookin a whole lotta shit

theres LOTS to do here, and we need lots of help...BUT just a few posts a week is the most helpful of all...

what we are doing right now (to help out):

Lookin: running a dumb poll
Heevee: organizing a mike myers group
Kempo: starting a twitter feed for GB and clan info
Volke and Nip: getting a team togother for Urgent Fury battle "hell week" (lil help from me), and wolfpack
Joker: formed GB HN, to add GB wins and give Fortay exposure
Ramrod: rolling a fatty
Gnu: editing TG's posts...

BUT we need MORE stupid people with MORE dumb ideas....

Yeah.

I'm not gonna promote someone who isn't active on the area where he will be promoted.....

so....


as far as that's concerned at the moment you are not in line of a promotion.


Should you be around the site on a regular basis, giving help to the rest of the guys, and posting quite a bit, I may change my opinion.




That is all....





Thanks,
Kempo.

Thanks for the suggestion LL... Anything I can do to help... I'm on it... rolling it up as I type....

And Ninja... I believe it's RaM RuLeZ

actualllllllly...i got sumthing 4 u ram....

i was going to make a place here...that linked to an ebay site sellng our beloved "I <3 FTY! stickers"

i was hoping we could set it up to be less than $5 with shipping...of course a lot of the work would be on your end....id just be bugging kempo to help me with the ad here....

but of course i'd need your interest, help, and an ebay page to link to....

wheres the thread for the hell week thing i would like to join that

Its under the suggestions part

thank you

zonike14 wrote:

wheres the thread for the hell week thing i would like to join that

Just in case anyone else (like me) spent half an hour looking for it, the direct link is:

http://www.joinfty.com/suggestions-f26/invite-to-urgent-fury-t387.htm

LL... SCREW FeeBay.. They are to damn expensive... If anyone wants some of the I love FTY decals just let me know... I can do a pair for $3 bucks shipped to the US. $4 outside of the US.

Only got 3 of the RaM RuLeZ left (limited edition) I'm willing to let these go for around $50 per .


If anyone is interest in either PM me with your address and I can get you fixed up.

Man I gotta jump on those RaM RuLeZ ones while they are still there.

LIMITED EDITION..... Get em before there gone...

Does it have the guy in your picture with his junk hanging out? If so my wife said she'll take 20.

LOL.... GEEZZZ Everyone wants to see the RaMRoD

I have been wanting to change that guy... Something dumb I found on line..


I could probably Photoshop a willie on there... lol

okay, i am constantly trying to be involved on the site, and play cod, its just hard to do both

Fty|Shock wrote:

okay, i am constantly trying to be involved on the site, and play cod, its just hard to do both

Hey dont kill yourself Shock, we all love you here!
and when the IRS (taxman) hauls me away, you will get my recomendation to fill my spot! On COD, no prob (lol), but i want you to be known here toooooo!

thanks for the effort, but even 1-2 times a week is good, that gives members a chance to asorb what you have said, and reply. BUT the hope is that you create topics/convos that are FUN for you, you cant wait to see what other have said. (learn, teach, laugh)

can i ramble here? Sure lookin! go ahead

I had FLUKIN crazy teenage years, my frineds from back then are now in jail, in a coffin, or so fuckedup i dont wanna hang with them no more. The few good old friends i have are busy, raising familys, working jobs, exploring their passions. so to me, you guys are more than just a bunch of gamers i play with, you are my *New* non-criminal FRIENDS..thats y i visit often....

YOU (shock) im sure have tons of 'real life' friends, on your hockey team, in your skool, in your 'tall peoples support group'....so i wouldnt expect you to visit as often...But you gotta come by here and keep these noobs inline, or xbox division will start to think they run this place....


ALSO the next time me and kempo give you too much shit about site involvement remember to say "LOOK AT THE TOP POSTER LIST BITCHES" i thought you guys were here all the time, never look at that list?!?!?!

lookin wrote:

I had FLUKIN crazy teenage years, my frineds from back then are now in jail, in a coffin, or so fuckedup i dont wanna hang with them no more.

ik....... you remember your old pal Laura? Now 38, blond and very flexible? Well let's just say that as long as I don't tell you which two of those happened to be true when I ahem..... met her...... the third one won't happen..........


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as long as I remain speaking in this code which they don't know what I'm talking about, I can never be put away for necrophilia! MWUUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! MWUUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAH!!! MWUUUUUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Kemp when I read that, for some odd reason it made me think of the movie the goods. Long story short theres a tard in it that gets hit on and starts screaming

AMBER ALERT STRANGER DANGER. U make me amber alert.

Fty|RaMRod wrote:

LOL.... GEEZZZ Everyone wants to see the RaMRoD

I have been wanting to change that guy... Something dumb I found on line..


I could probably Photoshop a willie on there... lol

That avatar looks like a gay Hitler. Is he a "Friend of Dorothy", too?

Edit: HaHaHa...WTF is up with my avatar?

Gay hitler indeed. Pah! Its just Lookin dressed up at the weekend

ok so no one else thinks it wierd that he found a gay hitler picture? or that there are zero votes for me? OR THAT THE FLAMING MONKEYS HAVENT EATEN KEMPO YET!?!?!?!?!?!

zonike14 wrote:

ok so no one else thinks it wierd that he found a gay hitler picture? or that there are zero votes for me? OR THAT THE FLAMING MONKEYS HAVENT EATEN KEMPO YET!?!?!?!?!?!

Damn Big Z, I can't believe you didn't get any votes either. Must make you feel like that XO on Down Periscope when he tries to for a mutiny against the captain.

P.S. I finally hit 10 posts, thanks Big Z for posting something for me to reply to. Now I can go back to lurking like I always do.

DARK!!!! whoohoo glad to c you!!!!!

lurk away my brother.....i feel safer, knowing you are there, ready to edit code, behind the scenes....

what do you think of the site?...from a site creator point of view...(BTW all Kempo, i had nothing to do with it)

ever heard of a game called "Final Fight"? that guy totaly looks like ram's avitar...

AND the posting awards (the pis above your avitar ,changes, im sure you know) BUT did you know around 600 posts you get a pic of......ME so you better get posting...lol

Fty|lookin4luv wrote:

DARK!!!! whoohoo glad to c you!!!!!

lurk away my brother.....i feel safer, knowing you are there, ready to edit code, behind the scenes....

what do you think of the site?...from a site creator point of view...(BTW all Kempo, i had nothing to do with it)

ever heard of a game called "Final Fight"? that guy totaly looks like ram's avitar...

AND the posting awards (the pis above your avitar ,changes, im sure you know) BUT did you know around 600 posts you get a pic of......ME so you better get posting...lol

Haha, yeah, I figured out the pics change and the status, or whatever the label, change with the post count. Unfortunately I barely ever post, so I just wanted to get past the "You Suck" level. I know a certain someone who would probably already have 1K+ posts if he were here, but I won't name any names.

I think the site is pretty damn nice. You guys did a good job with it. I'll try not to be such a stranger, but that may change if I start getting to distrcted at work again.