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+2Fty|Topgun09 Fty|lookin4luv 6 posters |
how about them crazy elections? | im too young to vote, and sik of em allready | | 14% | [ 2 ] | i cant wait (BIG CHANGE) | | 7% | [ 1 ] | i cant wait (NO CHANGE) | | 7% | [ 1 ] | elections? | | 7% | [ 1 ] | I already voted "Lookin!" | | 7% | [ 1 ] | I already voted "Typing Monkey!" | | 7% | [ 1 ] | Barak Obama | | 7% | [ 1 ] | I refuse to vote | | 14% | [ 2 ] | Keeley Hazleton | | 14% | [ 2 ] | WORST POLL EVER | | 14% | [ 2 ] |
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Fty|lookin4luv Weak...
Clan Rank : Fty Board Member & PS3 Regiment Leader Posts : 2188 Points : 7687 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2010-01-15
| Subject: Lookin's RANT - COD BO Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:42 am | |
| well, as you all ,may well know i have many contacts in the Call of Duty community...
so it was no surprise i was invited to to see a pre-release version of BO being played on utube..
what was a suprise? the name... its not BO for Black Ops, it BO for Barak Obama...paying tribute to our first black american president...
the interresting new change?
well if you are playing online, and you find yourself in a position of danger, you can RETREAT
then they came up with RETREAT STREAKS...if you bail on a potential combat suituation more than once you can get:
3 Retreat Streak = PRESSLEAK (you leak to the press (unofficialy of course) that you think the other team is doing bad things and you are disappointed in them)
5 Retreat Streak = OP POLL (you take a opnion poll, to see if fighting back would be supported by the general public)
7 Retreat Streak = STRONG WORD (you send a strongly worded letter to the other team, telling them to stop fighting or face economic sanctions)
but the best?
25 Retreat Streak = VOTE REP (you elect a republican president, you are quickly joined by 3999 other US marines, the other team instantly surrenders and peace is restored)
HOWEVER when you call in 'VOTE REP' you will hear Al Gore say "Release the Hippies!", your troops are surrounded by anti-war protesters, yelling "baby killer", carring protest signs and spitting on you. MUCH worse than zombies...
of all the videos i have seen, nobody was able to beat the hippies, but here were some tricks that seemed to help:
L1+X = ENVRO (distract 50% of the hippies with a environmental disaster)
R2+X = RTR (raise taxes on rich, has nothing to do with the war, but it gets rid of 60% of hippies)
L1+L2+x = HUAC (tell them this is not a war, but a humanitarian action, this gets rid of about 85% of the hippies, the rest sit around a fire, singing, doing bong hits, and eating tofu, BUT if you shoot too close to them, they start protesting again, BE CAREFUL)
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| | | Fty|Topgun09 Legend Of Humanity In Training....
Clan Rank : XBOX 360 Regiment Leader Posts : 867 Points : 6079 Reputation : 4 Join date : 2010-03-30 Age : 29 Location : St. Louis,MO
| Subject: Re: Lookin's RANT - COD BO Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:46 pm | |
| Rofl, man I feel like arguing but don't feel like it after reading this. Oh time to take my political jargon aside. | |
| | | Fty|jtl94 The Fuck?!?!..... I Don't Sing For No-One Motherfucker...
Clan Rank : Fty Board Member & XBOX 360 Regiment Leader Posts : 2581 Points : 7957 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2010-01-24 Age : 29 Location : Atl, Ga
| Subject: Re: Lookin's RANT - COD BO Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:49 pm | |
| ahahahahahahahahahaha sounds about right.
doesnt seem too ranty though, add some words of feeling into the next one. | |
| | | 4TaY|RaMRod Kempo
Clan Rank : Senior Member & Forum Moderator Posts : 1330 Points : 6671 Reputation : 12 Join date : 2010-02-09 Age : 41
| Subject: Re: Lookin's RANT - COD BO Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:23 am | |
| LMFAO Funny S**T as always LL....
VOTE REP !&*%^*&^@&! | |
| | | Fty|lookin4luv Weak...
Clan Rank : Fty Board Member & PS3 Regiment Leader Posts : 2188 Points : 7687 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2010-01-15
| Subject: Re: Lookin's RANT - COD BO Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:00 am | |
| JT: well i just wanted to war people that this was a 'lookins opnion post' so those people that hate lookin could avoid this thread, and not miss any 'cool' cod bo facts/info
chapt 3 of my story should be posted soon...
and sadly, that those were the only two creative things i did this week...
i miss my time here | |
| | | Fty|BloodyTears Geek
Clan Rank : Vice-Head Of The Fortay Board Posts : 361 Points : 1005618 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2010-01-13 Age : 29 Location : Sadly Florida
| Subject: Re: Lookin's RANT - COD BO Sat Oct 02, 2010 12:33 pm | |
| Fty is gaming clan, not a place to complain about the president
topic locked | |
| | | Fty|jtl94 The Fuck?!?!..... I Don't Sing For No-One Motherfucker...
Clan Rank : Fty Board Member & XBOX 360 Regiment Leader Posts : 2581 Points : 7957 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2010-01-24 Age : 29 Location : Atl, Ga
| Subject: Re: Lookin's RANT - COD BO Sun Oct 03, 2010 10:26 am | |
| oh but bloodi can whine about the entire country? seems fair.
can we campaign for president here? if so, give me 20 years! | |
| | | 4TaY|Gnu Kempo Again....
Clan Rank : Senior Member & Forum Moderator Posts : 1065 Points : 6183 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2010-07-14 Age : 40 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: Lookin's RANT - COD BO Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:22 pm | |
| - Fty|BloodyTears wrote:
- Fty is gaming clan, not a place to complain about the president
topic locked I have no idea what lookin is goin on about, even when it IS about cod and not BO... | |
| | | Fty|lookin4luv Weak...
Clan Rank : Fty Board Member & PS3 Regiment Leader Posts : 2188 Points : 7687 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2010-01-15
| Subject: Re: Lookin's RANT - COD BO Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:30 am | |
| well, that wasnt a complaint, more of an attempt at humor... ill get back to my starwars story soon... BUT points to JT!!! i mean, you gotta have some FUN with Politics.... why Did Bush Jr invade Iraq? trying to beat his dad's high score?
world's largest game of CTF with Saddam?
pushed wrong button in his limo?
PS3 was broken, but still wanted to play MW2?humor is important bloodi..... and since only about 5% of our clan can vote in american elections....i dont feel like im campaining.... also, i may have mentioned b4, i clearly labled this thread 'Lookin's Rant" so as not to be confused with actual COD BO facts being released... common bloodi, lighten up, any good florida/oil jokes out there? how about....when Obama heard the whole gulf coast was black, he said "great thats more votes for me!" haha? ha? h? well i try NOT to steal material...thats y it aint always great...BUT I TRY and thats what counts (to me) lookin's banned topics: Kempo: lady gaga, british teeth Nip: female relatives Bloodi: politics fine, fine, fine, but i picture a year from now, that list is longer^^^, and people are saying, why does that guy lookin have such boring posts about investing in government treasury bills? i'll admit that some of my humor=FAIL, but i take time to think things up, AND I take time to post them here, more than most are willing to do, and if you look carefuly at my first post AND my Bush Jr joke above, you will find...that YES they are infact COD game related posts/jokes...ya they arnt a hints section, or a headphone guide, but the WERE designed to incorporate COD in my humor...so if your opnion is "im to sensitive for lookins humor" OR "lookin is the worlds biggest dumbass" my suggestion is.........get CREATIVE! create an Idea, then create a thread, then type your idea into that thread, then click POST....write for the sake of writing, if every author said "i want my writing to appeal to 100% of the readers, or I wont write at all" well, i guess, we would have a lot less books/blogs to complain about... | |
| | | Fty|jtl94 The Fuck?!?!..... I Don't Sing For No-One Motherfucker...
Clan Rank : Fty Board Member & XBOX 360 Regiment Leader Posts : 2581 Points : 7957 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2010-01-24 Age : 29 Location : Atl, Ga
| Subject: Re: Lookin's RANT - COD BO Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:17 pm | |
| hahahahhahahaha love the bush and obama jokes! you could do standup lookin, but mw2 wasnt out when the iraq invasion started, just saying.
i also completly agree with your tiny paragraph at the bottom | |
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